1. I love myself, i am so self absorbed
   
2. i don't even hate myself at all
3. I LOVE ME
4. i don't know how to count
   

now that i got that out of my system.

anyways i've been thinking. like realllyyyy thinking. and between talking to my left shoulder and my right shoulder, choking myself and screaming at apparently .. myself. i have come to the conclusion that yes. YES! I WILL TAKE ON THE BIG QUESTION.

Q. How the fuck do you remove leg hair?

It's crazy. I mean, i know how to do it (i am not beyond help), but there's like wun million ways to do it. and then theres always those heated debates about how some of them make your hair grow like the amazon and shit like that. who needs that? so im going to take on 'the question' and deliver my verdict. because all we want is the truth. omg i sound soo cooooooooollllll. ok tyvm. the ways:

1. Shaving
   The obvious. Its easy peasy japaneasy, even a tree frog could do it. but you have to do it on a regular basis because its like giving your hair a snip, it all comes back to greet you the next day or so. and it doesnt make your hair grow back thicker, thats ridiculous. you're cutting a piece of hair and then your saying that when it grows longer it suddenly puts on weight. no, no nononoooononono.
   
   
2. Waxing
   RIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP, and yes i notice the red marks afterwards- it makes skin look raw- like sashimi. mmmm sashimi. Apparently ingrowns are a problemo and its painful. I don't know, i'll have to give it a go. I CANT WAIT (sarcastic)
   
   
3. Epilating
   its the one with like little tweezers rotating on a wheel and you just kinda roll it up and down and it plucks out your hair. its crazy. but effective.
   MYTH BUSTED: it doesnt hurt. but it makes a heck of a scary noise. and then theres the fear that it will just keep rolling and suck your skin and flesh in there too. i think they're planning to use it as a new front line weapon for the police force. oh no, thats taser guns.
   
   
4. Tweezer-ing
   You obviously have a lot of time on your hands. Not only that, you will develop blistered fingers and bad vision. Have fun with that. kudos for your dedication.. to your leg hair. apply this to your school work and maybe you'll get somewhere.
   
   
5. That cream- scraping method
   ITS TICKLES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ok.
   
   
6. Laser hair removal
   Oh so your a rich bitch nao, thats how you roll. ~ eshayz ~
   
   

Verdict:
despite never trying some of these methods i prove to be very knowledgable in this area of leg hair removalling techniques, hmm my new forte. anyways so what i suggest is, abandon all hope. your hair will stick to you like that sticker that put on your ds screen protectors (those things are bitches i swear). THERE IS NO WAY. hair removal is like a drug. once you start you cant stop. all you will do is slave the rest of the your life away trying to get rid of that itty bit of hair you had to start off with. hair removal companies are sitting behind their hair infested faces laughing their asses off at us and scamming our money. look true story guys, i once knew a woman and too much hair fiddling turned her like this. true story. it happened to a friend of a friend of mine.



hey i remember someone told me a story about a girl who combed her hair everyday obsessively and in the end all her hair fell out.. interesting. EPIPHANY! SO MAYBE THE SOLUTION IS TO COMB YOUR LEG HAIR!

yeah im out of control today.

* the writer accepts no responsibility if you rock up to school amongst a population of home grown trolls.