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Sunday, May 31, 2009
the intention of this blog was actually to complete all the blogs that i was meant to write but never did and jam it all here. so behold a very chunky blawg guiz. - The book blog
my new year goal -fifty books. yeah i know i didnt really write the 'new year resolution blog'. sorry.
  
skin: this is how i like story telling. a story about a boy who has a sister who suffers from anorexia. its not like alice sebold/ mitch albom how they get all ambiguous and stuff, its pretty much in your face and its blunt and thats what makes it funny but at the same time meaningful and sad.
love, ghosts & nose hair: its a story written in verse. a boy who talks to a ghosts, likes nose hair and of course sex.
cancer: they said it was a harmless lump (it wasnt)
they said the signs were good (they werent)
they said she needed tests (we all did)
they said they found it too late (no too early)
they said she had six months (she didnt)
they said the pills eased the pain (they only gave them to mum)
they said dad was being strong (he wanst)
feed: set in the future where everyone has a computer in their brains. talking and writing is dead, everyone just chats through their minds. computer tells you everything so school is learning about the companies which create the 'feed'. and all day long the feed to functioned to tell you where to find/ buy your desires for the cheapest prices possible. so its a satire about consumerism and teenagers. i hpe you read it and get scared and start loving the things in the world which are free. i loved the opening line 'wewent to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck'
animal farm: the bomb, pls do yourself a favour and read it
wit's dictionary: basically a dictionary that thought it was better than everyone else. lol im joking, here are some favourites
- aquaintence: someone you trust enough to borrow from but not enough to lend to
- apathy: the conndition of sitting on the fence for too long that the iron has entered your soul
- bank: an institution where you can borrow money if you provide sufficient evidence that you dont need it
- hen: an egggs way of making another egg
- teenager: someone who is young enough to know everything
- The souffle blog
last weekend, my sister and i attempted the souffle after the footsteps of some master chef episode which i did not watch.
     
instead of mlething the bar of white chocolate we melted it and then cooked it again, so it turned brown. so goodbye white chocolate hello 'dream easter eggs', and if you recall me saying that my sister won a heap of easter eggs, handy. so we had our easter egg unwrapping competition and i won, duh. got yelled at by my sister because omg the mixture touched the edge of the ramican dish omg omg now its not gunna rise, well look- it rose. like kaboom!
- The bands-which-sing-and-dance blog
 
remember them? s club 7 and STEPS. omg this is like the year 1999, where all these bands which couldn't play instruments were everywheeereeee. this isnt relevant but SAVAGE GARDEN IS STILL AWESOME OKAY.
- The camp blog
sorry, not going there ~ basically camp kicked arse, if we disregard the shit hole they called 'the accommodation, bathrooms, dining hall'. camp was the bomb, and im sorry you werent there.
- Today's blog
i went to my cousin birthday, i thought it was going to be at his mum house but it wasnt. it was at a center where parents let their ex's see their kids. it was sad. my cousin didnt even rememeber me because i havent seen him in three years. we had to leave after one hour, and this supervisor kept watching us. im a sucker for sympathy so yes i will stop playerhating on his dad nao. jizuz. also, my mum ate the last banana in the fruit basket.
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