i vaguely remeber saying that this place was going to be buried 6 feet under. what? i didnt? ok.

12 o'clock, yay i made it home. fumbles for keys. shit i dont have my keys. wallet to train to somewhere? not here either. mums not home ~ suspenseful music ~ sits outside front yard for an hour.
so you think with 1 hour to myself i could have at least studied for religion. no. i went to sleep. in my front yard. like a homeless person.

this-is-how-i-roll-when-im-stuck-outside-the-front-yard.

1. call mum 6 times
2. call grandma talks for ages and then when offered help feels bad and says 'dont worry'
3. call 555 and realise i have no more credit
4. tried 1800 REVERSE only to be told it doesnt work for mobile phones
5. tries to vaguely remeber who uses optus prepaid as i have 300 minutes of free calls and i wouldnt mind talking to someone right now
   
6. surveys the house exterior to see if there is a way to climb in, there isnt
7. sits beside the letter box and reads catelogues
8. neighbour comes past and says 'hi cynthia, how are you? no school today?' and instead of saying 'can i pls take refuge in your house', says 'i am very good thank you, i just finished my exams'
9. eat the lunch that i accidentally told my sister to make out of habit even though i knew i was finishing school early, but good thing she did :)
10. lay out catelogues and sleeps on them :(
    
11. walked half way to the train station and back. two boys riding on a bicycle says 'jigging is bad', so i stick out my foot and their bikes flip over.
12. count cars.
13. write a blog about the epic events and lie about flipping the boy's bike over, because i would never do such a thing.

that was more fun than yesterday when my sister and i wrapped sticky tape onto the end of a pole and tried to retrieve all the balls we chucked over to our neighbors house without having to ask them because we never my left hand side neighbor for anything except money to fix the fence and for them to pls stop parking their cars on our front lawn. it was even more funny when i made the stick longer and my sister kept crashing it onto their kitchen window because she has bad coordination. then the sticky end of the pole got stuck on their side of the fence and that was funny also :D

i take my exams very seriously tyvm.